My findings!
Showering is simple! Showering should be simple.
You honestly won't believe my first day of this adventure.
I got up, knew I had to take the kiddles to the doctor so I ran them a bath so they would be *sparkling. I then realized that I had forgotten to dry the towels that were in the washer from the night before. They were stinky so I had to restart the washer!
Washer going check!
Children in bath check!
Children lotioned, dressed to impress (we are going in public after all) check!
Ok, baby nap time. PERFECT! I can sneak in a tiny shower before we head out. I put Fritz in his room, put the baby down for a little nap, jumped in the shower and quickly realized that I had used ALL the hot water for the laundry and my babies!
YIKES!!! Ladies it was freezing. I wasn't sure what to do. Then I saw out of the corner of my eye the homemade body scrub from Grandma, Oatmeal and Brown Sugar. “I know I’ll just turn off the water and use that. Let my body exfoliate while the water heats up!" Great plan SELF!
So there I am: naked, conditioner in hair and oatmeal/brown sugar lathered all over my body just waiting and shivering. Having waited what I felt was amply amount of time I turned back on the water.
You're RIGHT your brain has already come to the conclusion that mine that day did not! I turned on the water and the arctic water poured down my front!
I had no choice! I had to finish the shower I was overly committed I was covered in confections! I made the only sensible choice in this situation, I rinsed off each body part one at a time jumping in jumping out before my limb got frostbite.
Day one: Shower went awful! There was no five minutes under hot water. However, I have smelled oatmeal and brown sugar all day.
I am left wanting a cookie!
*read, I am a really good mom!